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MattTheParanoidKat
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HAHAHAHAHA, MAN AM I A LUCKY BASTARD!

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - August 6th, 2007


Well, this is by far the best way to say this: MY INTERNETS IS BACK.

You've probably already clicked my sig linking to this terrible faggotry, but rest assured, if you still are grieving over my loss, or laughing at my blatant foolishness please do the latter, I really fucking deserve it. Why? Because I managed to destroy my wireless internet connection for atleast 2 days, and get it back no more then 10 minutes ago. How? let me explain.

Well, last night, I was watching Heroes on my Dad's computer (got addicted to it when I found out Hiro's powers were muhfuggin' based off Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures). I got up to episode 14 before my dad came home from work. After that, I just watched television for about 7 hours it seems. Caught Spartacus on CityTV, very good, basically, the rest was shit on comedy network, and The Dead Zone( An episode about a faggot, who killed his gay Pakistani lover, and blamed it on a white surpremist= awesome television). Eventually, I read my August copy of Shojo Beat (which has the last chapter of Nana they serialized). Got up to Crimson Hero which is really boring, and couldn't stand the Volleyball nonsense; yet read it anyway. Then I decided to watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya on DVD. After episode 00, I just got bored and tired to occupy my time, so I read the Wireless PCI-B Adaptor manual. I then noticed a line saying "Make sure the Adaptor is fully connected to the computer". So I obviously must've knocked it out. I then, opened my computer up, took out the adaptor, and put it back in MAKING SURE IT WAS CONNECTED. I turned on my computer, and my internet connection, along with my ' matt2' connection was back and I was fucking happy.

ALSO CHECK OUT THE LATEST CHAPTER OF MATT AND GARY'S BIZARRE ADVENTURES!!!


Comments

Change my stuff some more k lul.

Can't, password changelulz

You have pubes yes?

billions, because I'm older than you, and have a larger pair of balls.

I recorded the story in an epic English accent. I'll post it tonight.

good for you, and a very interesting read.

also nice name :D

Kindof a weird random story, I stopped reading after it said hot anal sex, which coincidently was actually really soon into the story lol.

Alert:

I hate you.

Bryce, why do you hate me?

that girl in your sig sure loves milk!!!

That would have been the first thing I checked; making sure everything was plugged in. After that, I would go cry in a corner for 2 days.

I like you