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The Tetsuya Naito of Newgrounds

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Vancouver, BC, Canada

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Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - January 17th, 2018

Just posting ehre to let you know that I am still alive Newgrounds. anyone who still cares atleast but hey! I am a working lad now and am bored enough on my times off to shitpost here for a bit. I am not sure how many years Newgrounds has left but fuck it I might aswell say what I have been up to eh?

basically I went through some shit, got a job finally. inbetween all that plays some games (Nier Automata is the game of the year of 2017 btw) and am starting to get inspired a bit. not all there yet but here's hoping good things can happen.

I dont have much else to say so here's a video from vocaloid shit to say how I feel about you twats who still care:



Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - February 3rd, 2015

Well, this is odd, it's funny how I come back to this site time and time again after seeminly getting bored or distant to it. But yet, it's never been all that bad all things considered. Basically, I havn't been in the best of spirits lately and the one website I used to frequent other than this one, I feel I can do with out it. I've become absolutely jaded towards the userbase there and whilst that goes for all forums I have decided that I have no business there anymore. Through a certain discussion that I support, I have become jaded, burnt and volatile because this discussion centres around a shitshow. And after trying to not let my emotions be frayed by anyone, I snapped. You don't act like a hypocrite and assume anything about me. And I am done with it, I have no reason to be on a website that marginalizes and vilifies me for having an opinion and being naturally frustrated with people. I'm sorry but it's not something I want a part in. Frankly I'd rather be on the Newgrounds BBS at this point. It's quite dead and I don't actually care about the content here but fuck it, I am completely done with TSE and it's forums.

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - December 2nd, 2013


I completely and totally forgot that this year is the year my account turns 10. I have been in and out of this fucking site but I never left it. I always find a way to come back and I do think of this as a milestone. I don't know what'll happen in the next few years, but I will do it in style. maybe I can finally crack 10000 posts. Though, with all the cons I am going to I think I am using my free time better than on this site, mind you I can't leave this place. I don't want to go.

Ten Years of NewGrounds

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - April 22nd, 2013

So yeah, time to update this blog I'll make it the short-short version.

Did some classes in fall, kind of fucked myself in two of them, retook one in spring and barely passed it.
got a job, but I am waiting for them to be busy so they can use me and I may end up finding a new one
busted my laptop and decided to say fuck it and get a desktop which is awesome but I am in the dilemma where I need to have my laptop fixed.
Also lots and lots of porn!

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - November 17th, 2011

Hello losers! I am making this news post to tell you all about three games I am playing. This would be MORE helpful if Newgrounds just got with the times and started allowed image hotlinking and spoiler tags, because lord knows they can't use the server space for that.

Anyway, the first game is Fate/Extra, anyone who has played Fate/Stay Night, Fate/hollow ataraxia, fate/unlimited codes or has read Fate/Zero and or watched the anime adaptations will know doubt be intrigued.. if you haven't played, read, or whatever do to the ignorance of anime or of Fate/Stay Night being a visual novel where there involves hentai and you can't get past that because you believe every visual novel is for losers who just want to fap to something. I say drop the moral bullshit and play Fate/Extra. If this is a challenge then fuck yourself with the closest sharp object, thanks. But those of a rational nature and those who own a PSP will like this game as it is an RPG with gameplay that's Rock Paper Scissors on steroids. You get three servants that you can pick of, and fight all sorts of powerful enemies. The concept is essentially alternate universe Fate where instead of the Holy Grail War taking place on Earth, it takes place in a virtual simulation. And if you don't understand what I'm saying, just try to read a spoiler free wiki of the game and save yourself a world of hurt. But this game is awesome, buy it broskis

Next game, League of Legends. Which is pretty much DOTA only cheaper. But, it's pretty fun, if you wanna kill some time. Ofcourse, I am not a pro at it but I do know how to handle Sona pretty well... oh my. But since the new masteries came out I was all why you do this Riot? and fucked my shit up a bit.

Oh well.

Final game, Ass Creed Revelations. Ubisoft's annual AssCreed game, I got it yesterday and it rocks my socks. The opening cutscene is awesome and the trailer hooked me. There's a few new gameplay features, but nothing beats stabbing guards till they die. So yeah

XboxLive: MattTheKatNG
LoL: MattTheSpoonyKat

See ya losers!

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - January 22nd, 2011

I am digging it, I really am, and the multiplayer is fun as hell, if you have it for the 360 and want to help me get the Abstergo Employee of the Month Achievement, and I can help you folks with getting achievements. Because I am awesome.

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Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - September 6th, 2010

What would be more awesome is a game based off of Manos: The Hands of Fate where you play as the greatest character in film history:


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The Room Game Is Awesome But....

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - January 8th, 2010

Okay, I believe I have spent a little too much time away from Newgrounds and been hanging around a few too many animefags but I have started taken a liking to Vocaloids. I really don't know how it came about, I guess it had to do with someone linking me Love Is War and well, I guess one song leads to the next. That and I already have alot of J-Pop.

Anyway, a Vocaloid is a computer synthsized voice program developed by Yamaha. Each voice has it's own particular character representative of their voices you could say.

Now, I initially had pessimism because I was informed that vocaloids were stupid. So I stayed away, but I then discovered that they're neat. The whole character premise on a music program is neat and it's a nice use of technology. Plus, the songs are often good if only because Japan is insane and produces these songs in numbers. Thanks Nico Nico Douga. So, some songs.

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Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - October 3rd, 2009

The site devoted to taackling every Geek Niche I go dancing mad over.

Visit it as it is much better than posting something here... I just like to keep y'all informed... seriously Tom and folks, would it hurt to make the blog system more like Blogspot?

Dancing Mad!

Still waiting for NG to support blip videos.

Posted by MattTheParanoidKat - June 23rd, 2009

I deleted all the porn off my computer, videos and pictures alike. The reason being is not for space issues (though that's a bonus, and it made my computer run alot better). No, the reason is that porn is far too distracting, I have many projects to do and porn interferes with them, making it hard to follow through on those tasks. I usually spend hours on websites looking for porn, get bored, look through my folder and only look at one pic out of a thousand. Completely unneeded. I am also not gonna be masturbating for atleast a month. This is because I feel masturbating takes out my energy to socialize. So yeah, the hand is banned.

Plus, I need to start working soon, get money and buy... I'm not telling you, let's just say it involves magic and big tripods and a jacket and a gun and toys and LOUD NOISES!

Also, God is dead, all religions are bullshit, Carlin is your messiah, start reading Max Stirner and Nietzsche and kill the Irate Gamer.

So, heres something for you all :D

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PS NG, allow embeding for Blip.